Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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