We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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