please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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