I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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