I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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