Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize