What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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