Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
i need some magic done to my vagina