Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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