apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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