I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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