Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just threw up on my dentist
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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