k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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