yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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