and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize