I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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