I feel great
I just peed on a car
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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