I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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