If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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