I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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