wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Still dying that you shit outside
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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