bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
the raccoons are back...
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