You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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