Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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