The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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