how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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