Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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