just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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