what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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