I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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