it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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