I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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