I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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