AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
