after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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