Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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