i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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