is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you made out with another girl for some wings
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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