ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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