Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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