just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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