Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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