Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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