I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
