Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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