she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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