i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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