the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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