I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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