You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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