I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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