Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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