Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just found a bag of teeth...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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