i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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