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He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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