Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
