Where is the hickey?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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