You made me cry and you don't even care
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think I won the penis lottery.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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