Me. At least after what I've been through.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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